SHANGHAI NIGHTLIFE
2011-2014
It’s 9am in the club in Shanghai. Construction dust swirls in the air outside, and you’re waiting for the bathroom but there’s three people in the stall, snorting what is probably at least half construction dust. You wonder what kind of visas cocaine dealers are on before giving up and stepping outside.
You leave the haze of minimal techno and wander out to find a public bathroom or something. Outside is the end-of-days sound of metal saws on concrete at 120db. The temperature is 42C and the humidity makes you feel like a used towel after a swim: heavy and soaked. Some white dude in an alley is crouched in the fetal position, having what is obviously not a great time. Research chemicals. Blue and whites. You recognize it because you’ve kinda been there, after a Diplo concert when someone offered you “powered LSD”, but on your bad trip, you still had to go DJ a high school prom two hours away at a basketball court in Suzhou to pay rent, where a kid walked up and said, “Waka Flocka Flame sucks.” She was wrong.
(Across town, the self-proclaimed Number One DJ in the city is dropping LMFAO and EDM bangers at a club in a skyscraper. The lobby has a fishtank as long as a school bus, filled with baby sharks. Tables with 100 bottles, champagne showers, Rolls Royces with military plates driving backwards down one-way streets, “started from the bottom” culture and “hustlers” with trust funds throwing bills in the air, business cards with names like “Jason” and a picture of a red Camaro and a mystery number underneath, which you only call from one of those orange payphones at non-chain convenience stores.)
While you move in slow motion, the elderly seem to fly by you, some of them walking backwards, clapping. Uncles rip by on e-bikes with giant batteries. “AYYYYYYYYYY!” they yell, the volume ascending as they cut you off as they round the corner. Working people line up for soy milk and baozi, paying in cash and coins. We’re still a few years away from mobile payment, and cell phone cameras still ain’t there. Europeans fall out of doors in inconspicuous buildings, wearing sunglasses, smoking cigarettes, stumbling. Cicadas sing.
Brunch.
Unpromising days and nights quickly spiraled into chaos and sunrise. Pool parties. Rooftop parties. Bloghouse. Methadrome. Tripping in nearby water towns, and seeing a Danish guitarist fall out of a tree in a thunderstorm and break his arm, as 200 people on acid scream and the village head realizes this party has to stop now. Getting 500rmb cash for a Sunday English-tutoring session from a dad who, off half a bottle of Johnnie Walker, asks you – in front of his wife and kid – to go get sex workers, and taking the money straight to your tea dealer, whose apartment is filled with serious looking men with hand tattoos of crescent moons all sitting on the floor eating lamb, bread, and watching Rambo at high volume. Gunshots ring while you smoke out of a wooden bong with wooden matches. You’ve seen people throw up from this bong more than once. You get so high that when you arrive home, you hide behind your couch when someone starts banging on the door for 30 minutes, convinced it’s the police.
It's the water bill collector. He’s been coming every day this week.
A high school history teacher cooking crack in his kitchen while his wife and kids watch bootleg DVDs in the next room. Fortunes made and lost. Random crackdowns. The taste of gin and tonic mixed with Zhong Nan Hai cigarettes. Brand events. Clubs with bouncy, sticky light-up dancefloors. Former bomb shelters converted into basements home to record shops, art collectives, and gay saunas. “White gigs”. Kentucky Fried Chicken. Smoking spliffs in massage parlors and ordering McDonalds delivery. Clubs full of people paid to be there. Getting a visa for your blind rescue cat angel. “Youth culture”. 3G cellular service. Writing articles about the constant churn of “new venues”. This week: someone opened an unlicensed Harry Potter themed milkshake restaurant and it sucks. Having several chaotic relationships and only many years later realizing that you’re drawn to chaos, and that’s a big reason why you decided to stay a bit longer.
And then a bit longer. And a bit longer.
WHEN THE SUN GOES DOWN IN THE EAST
The party crashed when paranoia washed over the city. Testing season. Phones cloned at police stations. Friends hid in attics for days. Others disappeared for weeks or months and met worried faces upon their sudden return. Others shaved all their body hair, even the eyebrows. You heard one friend flew to the border, rented a truck, and got out through Kazakhstan. Hip hop suddenly became the most popular music in the country, with rappers grinning on Sprite commercials during the Chinese New Year holiday.
Objectively, rents climbed, visas got harder, phone cameras sharpened, and social media got stickier. This all happened gradually, but 2017 was a swerve.
And then, 2020. Many dipped; some went to Southeast Asia and never returned, others went home and got stuck. Some stayed for the next chapters, fueled by algorithms and alcohol. It feels like the worst is over, and opportunity still awaits, but the freedom of that wild time between in the early 2010s could never happen again.